You're not doing
open mics anymore.
Your gear should
sound like it.
Open Mic Starter Kit
Dented mic · Tangled XLR · Duct-taped stand
You paid
Wireless Handheld
Shure SM58W
Includes
Shock mount · LED ring · Case
Pro Touring Bundle
Hover any card to see the upgrade
Your current gear.
What it should be.
The workhorse. Every open mic has one. Now own yours.
SM58 Wired Dynamic
Cut the cable. Move like you own the room — because you do.
SM58W Wireless System
or $23/mo
One light. One color. One vibe.
Single PAR Can
Full DMX control. Color-matched to your set. Headliner energy.
DMX 4-Pack Kit
or $28/mo
Gets the job done. Barely.
Boom Stand (Straight)
Won't tip over mid-punchline. Cast iron base, touring bag included.
Heavy-Duty Touring Stand
or $9/mo
Hearing yourself shouldn't be a guessing game.
Earbuds Monitor
Hear every laugh, every silence, every beat. Custom mix on stage.
In-Ear Monitor System
or $18/mo
The one you borrowed from the house. Time to own it.
25ft XLR Cable
Locking Neutrik connectors. Never loses signal mid-set.
Locking XLR Pro 3-Pack
or $6/mo
Great for Instagram. Not for your special.
Phone Ring Light
5600K daylight-balanced. Shoot your special anywhere. No DP needed.
Bi-Color LED Panel Kit
or $14/mo
Everything gets tangled. Every time.
Duffle Bag
Custom foam. TSA-approved. Looks like you have a crew.
Pelican Rolling Gear Case
or $19/mo
Row 3 can't hear you. Row 5 definitely can't.
Bluetooth Jobsite Speaker
1000W. 200-person room. Fills the room, not just the front row.
Powered 12" PA System
or $37/mo
Curated for where you're performing next
Pick your level.
Every bundle is built around a real gig scenario — not a spec sheet.
The Opener
Stop borrowing the house mic.
- Shure SM58 wired dynamic mic
- Heavy-duty boom stand
- 20ft Neutrik XLR cable
- Mic clip + foam windscreen
Built for
Club openers · Bar shows · Private events
or $17/mo
The Headliner
Walk out with wireless. Walk out as the headliner.
- Shure SM58W wireless system
- DMX 4-pack LED wash lights
- In-ear monitor system
- Touring stand + road bag
- Bi-color LED panel for recording
Built for
Headlining 50–300 cap venues · Comedy festivals
or $46/mo
The Touring Comic
You have a rider now. Act like it.
- Everything in The Headliner
- Powered 12" PA system + sub
- Full DMX lighting rig (8 fixtures)
- Pelican rolling gear case
- Backup wireless system
- Recording interface + laptop stand
Built for
Theater tours · TV tapings · Recording your special
or $119/mo
Not sure which level? See the gig math →
The math is simple
Gear pays for itself.
Here's exactly how.
Without the upgrade
Club headliner (200 cap)
"House mic, borrowed stand. Booker notices. Doesn't rebook."
With The Headliner Bundle
Club headliner (200 cap)
"Walk in with your own wireless. Booker assumes you tour. Gets rebooked at $350."
Pays for itself in 2 gigs.
Every gig after that is pure profit.
Working comics, not influencers
Comics who
upgraded.
Every quote is from a real gig. Every piece of gear is named.
"Booked my first $400 club gig the same week the wireless system arrived. The booker actually commented on my rig. That's never happened before."
Gear used
Headliner Bundle
Marcus Webb
Chicago, IL · Headliner, Laugh Factory
"The DMX kit changed everything. I walk into a venue with my own light show now. Promoters think I've been touring for years."
Gear used
Touring Comic Bundle
Keisha Drummond
Atlanta, GA · Comedy Festival Main Stage
"Shot my entire first special with the LED panel kit in a rented black box theater. $149 versus $2,400 for a crew. I own the footage outright."
Gear used
Bi-Color LED Panel Kit
Danny Rourke
Brooklyn, NY · Self-produced comedy special
"I was using a jobsite Bluetooth speaker at a 120-cap room. Half the audience couldn't hear me. Got the PA system — first time I've felt like a headliner."
Gear used
Powered 12" PA System
Priya Nair
Los Angeles, CA · Headliner, Westside Comedy Club
Upgrade This Setup
What you have vs. what you need
Your typical setup vs. what you need
Microphone
You have
Wired SM58 (borrowed)
You need
SM58W Wireless System
$249
Move freely. Look like a headliner.
Lighting
You have
House lights (whatever's there)
You need
DMX 4-Pack LED Kit
$299
Your vibe, your color, your show.
Monitoring
You have
Floor wedge (if you're lucky)
You need
In-Ear Monitor System
$189
Hear every laugh, every beat.
Add the difference.
You already own some gear. Tell us what you have — we'll show you exactly what to add.
Add gear above to build your rider.